Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Another story I probably won't write: "The Vampire Umpire"

He only works night games, and every time he turns into a bat he gets hit with fastballs.

3 comments:

Carol Kilgore said...

Ouch!

Kevin R. Tipple said...

Don't make me come down there!

Paul D. Brazill said...

Kim Newman has just written a whole novella around the title Hound Of The Durbervilles!So, you could, you know...